So I'm in the schools carpool lane when I realize I have nothing to make a proper dinner and take out is out of the question, I'm poor. Along with my poverty I'm also a student who has class at night. So now I realize I have to run to the store with all three wiggly boys cause I cant do it that evening. Can't be bad right Z & E are older its all good right? Well here's how my impromptu trip went! I had no paper or pen to make a list & forgot my phone so I couldn't use the notepad on it. SO I repeat to myself...Bread, Butter, Milk, Eggs, Grd Turkey...Bread,Butter,Milk, Eggs, Grd Turkey if I get anything else it's extra but I really need these missing ingredients. Walk into the store repeating my list to myself Bread,Butter, Milk, Eggs, Grd Turkey. Z: "Mom you know what someone yelled out at lunch? FART!" Haa haa haa
Bread,Butter, Eggs, Grd Turkey in my mind.
Me: " funny but don't say fart so loud"
E:" You said Fart."
Haa haa haa
Bread,Butter,Eggs,dang!! Grd Turkey oh MILK!
E:"Mom can I have this?"
Z:" Mom guess what?"
Me: "Boys! Love your stories but give me a minute to grab some things before I forget."
Both boys:" K mom."
Grab Butter,Bread,Eggs & Turkey.
Yeah forgot the milk...Dang it!! As Im walking frustrated to the SUV boys..." Mom knock knock", "Hey! Quit trying to fart on me!", "I didn't!!", " ok, ok you know on Spongebob...." Sigh I couldn't take it out on them & I WAS NOT going back in! But there in the parking lot I suddenly felt grateful, grateful for talking boys. Took them so long to find their voices. Now they have them, use them and I love it! Even if they do use those voices to say "Fart" way too often in public.
Note to self? Keep pad in paper in vehicle or bite the bullet & drive through Taco Bell next time.
Just a pic of guys & girl. She & I are horribly out numbered.
