Resignation letter

Satan,


This is my letter of resignation.

I am resigning after serving you with fear, hate and despair.

I am happy, loved, faithful and have too much goodness to keep feeding you and giving you what you want.

Your degrading, self loathing, and a poor excuse.....poor excuse for anything.

This morning upon arriving for my day, my day of a beautiful morning, day of prayer, day of fasting, you decided my happy optimism was too much and sent me a phone call.
A phone call that made me sad, stress and cry.

My morning was ruined and you did it, no one else but you.

So I collected myself and thought you attacked me because you know you can get to me.

So with this letter I resign being your door mat.

I applied and was accepted to a higher more prestigious position, one with respect, happiness and love.
A job where I love to punch in every morning, no means an easy position, there will be alot of hard work, sometimes employees get feisty but we figure things out in the end.

My shift ended at 10:00 am this morning for my resignation is effective Immediately!!



Liza